Baby

One year old. This could happen?

I could fall down the plug hole,
Or down the loo,
Or get sucked up by a balloon,
Get eaten by a monster,
Get licked to death by a dog,
Or even dragged along by Velcro's,
Stuck to the pavement by chewing gum,
Trodden on by all the shoes,
Washed by a passing car,
Falling off a sky scraper
No Poppy's not here to save me.
Gobbed on by some passer by.
I could even get squashed by a doughnut,
Float up in the sky inside a bubble,
Get hit on the head by a falling star,
Become pink from Candyfloss,
Have a race with a helicopter, when on my bike
Or even get squashed by a Telly Tubby,
Get jumped on by Eeyore
Said "Hallo" to, by a worm
Maybe I'll get pregnant by an ant
Oh! Got my finger stuck up my nose
And if you're good you'll get to sit on some big giant's knee
He goes "Ho ho ho" and pats his tummy.
I wonder how many children he had for tea.


Taken from Vicky's poetry book
The Rohan tree
Available from the Lifecraft book shop
http://www.lifecraftbooks.org.uk/

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By Pink

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By Cerys

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The Boatman Pub (Chesterton)

I'm all of a Quiver,
I'm Down by the River.
Fat girls, Wet Dogs,
Old men wearing togs,

A glass of Rose,
The Race for Life day.
A babe in arms,
Girls with their charms,

Queer old guy in Hawaiain shirt,
Two young men with whom to flirt,
Canal boats, canoes,
Sandals for shoes,

The heady mix of Boots perfume,
A copper beach, in full bloom,
Lily pads catch my eye,
Ducks float by,
Most agreeable weather,
The Cambridge Riviera!

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Eat More Fruit

Fruit is a curious thing for sure,
Ni fish, nor fowl nor meat,
Bestowed upon the earth for us,
A healthy food to eat.

Bananas, apples, orange, pears,
Pineapples (large and small),
Grapefruits, melons, kiwis and limes,
Tescos has them all!

So put away your pots and pans,
Not necess'ry to cook,
Just peel, and cut them with a knife
And then you'll be in luck

For anti-oxidants will course
Throughout your whole body.
And it is said that they prolong
Your life expectancy!

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More fun from the right royal family




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